Chauncey and Edgar are elves, with old-school-tie accents.
Edgar says... "That's not something you see every day, Chauncey."
Chauncey says... "What's that, Edgar?"
"A half orc waving bye bye."
"A glowing halfling riding a priest."
"A half orc in braids and satin pants."
(you get the idea - fill in the blank)
When I saw these cats, I had to caption them in honor of Chauncey and Edgar.
Edit: Unable... to... resist... obscure... reference... Ask if you really want the story.